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Never ask us this

Never ask us this
18.04.2018

Of course I cannot tell you about all escorts but this list is based on my own opinion and  experience of my coworkers and friends. 

1. Can you send me a selfie? I must be sure it’s you on pictures. - No problems! But can you send me a deposit? I must be sure that you are not just a jerk.

2. What are your services? What are your rates? Please, show some respect: read our profiles. Everything you need to know is there. If you didn’t find ‘deep kissing’ in the list of services, it means, that we don’t provide it at all, or that we can’t promise you until we meet. So, it’s not necessary to ask it in sms.  If you are looking for some special services, just find another girl, who will provide you this for sure. Choosing an escort - it’s like a lottery. And even if the girl has a long list of services and a lot of nice reviews, it’s not guaranteed that you will match each other. Take a risk!

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3. Can I get a discount? Price negotiations. I realize that for some people price negotiation is absolutely normal thin: why not try? But for us it’s not acceptable. When we get questions about discounts from somebody we don’t know, probably, we’ll never meet this person. If it comes from a regular, we have some ‘struggle’ in our minds: from one hand, we have some warm feelings, respect and trust to this person; from another - we take this as a betrayal and personal insult. I can understand this point of view: maybe,  you get used to shopping promotion offers like ‘buy one get two’, ‘every tenth visit - free’ etc. But sorry, we are not a shopping mall. While you think: ‘Ok, we spend nice time together, we like each other, she should give me a discount.’ an escort thinks: ‘Well, seems that we like each other, we spend nice time together, he should tip me.’ I hope you understand it.

4. How many clients do you have daily? Have you already met someone before me today? Common, guys! These are business secrets. Very often such questions are based on jealousy- that is very dangerous. You should (you must) realize that we are escorts. We are professionals. Yes, we meet with other men: this is what escorts do. Of course, we always do our best to make it look like there is no one else, but this is the fact. If you wanna be the only one, you should be able to provide it. Every girl has her own conditions for this: someone will ask you to rent her an apartment and to pay for her study, another will ask 10 000 eu per month, somebody else will accept marriage proposal only... Individually. If you really want this, you should discuss it with the girl. But if you are not ready to fulfill her needs, never ask her about other clients.

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5. Private questions: Do you have a husband/boyfriend? What’s your real name? Do your friends or  family know about your business? Of course, through some time we can get closer, we can even become some type of friends or lovers. But never ask it in the beginning. Keep the privacy until we start trusting each other. And I strongly recommend you: don’t discuss your private life with girls you barely know. Read my post about blackmailing first.

6. Can we drink a coffee or have a dinner together? Of course, we can! But our rates will  be the same. Maybe, you think ‘Hey, I will pay for the food, and you will do nothing!’ For us it’s not so. We can afford ourselves coffee, food, journey to Spain or whatever. You should understand: we sell our time. And how do you want to spend it - is up to you. Now there may be objections: you will go for dinner anyway, why not with me? Simply: when we go for dinner by ourselves, it’s relaxation. When we go with you, it’s a job. There are many nuances: starting with appearance and speaking, ending with a choice of dishes.

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bigbang
Yet another thoughtful and enlightening blog, Monica! There's no doubt you're a true professional. And that's probably also why so many find their way to you, and return over and over again!

For me I have to apologize for having stepped wrongly on point five. During me first visit with you I both asked for your real name and talked about my personal life. For the latter I guess I felt your sincerity and integrity to be such that it felt only natural in doing so.

When spending time with Monica the last thing on my mind is that she's an escort! She's simply a beautiful person in both mind and behaviour - a feeling I'm convinced I'm not the only one to experience.

I hope you have yet another nice stay in Oslo - and continue to share with us your thoughts and advice as they enter your mind...and time allows  ;)

Thank you, Monica for being who you are and doing things the way you do  :)  
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John wrote:

For me I have to apologize for having stepped wrongly on point five. During me first visit with you I both asked for your real name and talked about my personal life. For the latter I guess I felt your sincerity and integrity to be such that it felt only natural in doing so.
Sometimes you realize from the first glance: ‘Ok, this is my type. This person I can trust.’ But when you’re doing something a little bit out of law, it’s better to be sure
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Karl
My friend asked me to recommend him the best escort in Oslo once. I was very confused. On one hand I wish him the best, on another I realized that then I have to share you with someone else. I understand that I’m not your the only client, but that was a difficult decision.
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Bigbang
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Monica wrote:
[QUOTE]  John  wrote:

For me I have to apologize for having stepped wrongly on point five. During me first visit with you I both asked for your real name and talked about my personal life. For the latter I guess I felt your sincerity and integrity to be such that it felt only natural in doing so.

[/QUOTE]Sometimes you realize from the first glance: ‘Ok, this is my type. This person I can trust.’ But when you’re doing something a little bit out of law, it’s better to be sure
Yes, it's better to be safe than sorry - especially when walking on a thin line...or perhaps on a knifes edge...  ;)
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Karl wrote:
My friend asked me to recommend him the best escort in Oslo once. I was very confused. On one hand I wish him the best, on another I realized that then I have to share you with someone else. I understand that I’m not your the only client, but that was a difficult decision.
:D So what did you finally decide?
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Guest
You are the upper class of the business for sure Monica. Compared to f.ex. red light district i Amsterdam, where it is important to make it very clear what you want or you easily end up paying double or triple for just normal sex. Some girls suddenly wants to kiss, and when you dont want to they get disapointed because they want 50 euro extra. One girl was sitting on top of me, when she told me there was 50 euro extra to touch her boobs. Other girls are very polite thou. You never know. It is a lottery like you said. A very funny lottery ;) And you are safe from the law, which is the biggest problem in Norway from my point of view.
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Alex90
It was funny to read about the fact that they ask you to send a selfie. How often ask you to make a joint selfie one of your customers :) ?
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Alex90 wrote:
It was funny to read about the fact that they ask you to send a selfie. How often ask you to make a joint selfie one of your customers   ?
Hah :)  
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Tuxido
Sweet Monics...    These are certanly interesting questions and I think the common answer from your point of view would at the depth mirror the fact that after all this ofcourse is business .   Bur remember (and I am sure you think about this as you are a reflected person) that you are selling an illusion . And if you in certain cases do not sell an illusion , liking your customer and connecting specialy to him , then the questions from 4 onwards would not bother u at all.

And simply as an final statement: If you manage to make your customers feel that you offer them what they realy see u for and manage not to treat them as customers you will have a big number og men that will see u again and again because u make them happy. But this is of course impossble 100% as men see you for very different reasons...  sidissue but related ,It never stops to amaze me the stereotypes og "whores" and "mongers" used in public debate and moralism actualy inhereted from a need to exersise power over a population many hundred years ago.

And Monica , I need to say this. Your are a girl that makes an effort, that is reflected and inteligent and that give more than you need. And I know for all that read ur blog, it is not nessary to say more

Have a nice night sweet princess!
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